Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? That’s GOD, he wants you to talk to him.

Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? That’s GOD, he talks to you through the Holy Spirit.

Have you ever been thinking about somebody that you haven’t seen in a long time and then the next thing you know you see them or receive a
phone call from them? That’s GOD! This was no coincidence!

Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn’t even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a
coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you wanted, but couldn’t afford? That’s GOD, he knows the desires of your heart.

Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue to how it is going to get better, but now you look back on it and it seems a lot better? That’s GOD, he passes us through tribulation to see a brighter day.

Our God is awesome! Spend some quality time with Him today!

Pastor Farmer

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

Author Unknown ~ MEF

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
3. You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget were they left them.
6. One of life’s mysteries is how a two ounce bag of candy can make person gain five pounds.
7. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
8. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
9. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
10. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
11. Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
12. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
13. Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

These are collections I’ve found & saved over the years. I don’t know the author but will be glad to give credit to them if identified. ~ MEF

1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the
   second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.
9. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
10. School Lunches stick to the wall.
11. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
12. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
13. The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

These are collections I’ve found & saved over the years. I don’t know the author but will be glad to give credit to them if identified. ~ MEF

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
3. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
4. Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
5. The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
6. Families are like fudge … mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
7. Remember the strong oak tree in your back yard is just a nut that held its ground.
8. Laughing helps. It’s like jogging on the inside.
9. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
10. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
11. If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.

These are collections I’ve found & saved over the years. I don’t know the author but will be glad to give credit to them if identified. ~ MEF