Received this joke from my friend, Ron Beasley, by email. I’m not sure where Ron got it from or who the author is. However, I loved it and decided to share it with you. It’s a bit of humor with a lot of truth, all rolled into one cute joke.

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A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama.”

Michael Farmer

“Something About That Name”
By Cal Thomas ~ Tribune Media Services

January 7, 2010

The secular left – and some self-described Christians – criticize Brit Hume, the Fox News commentator, for suggesting that the solution to Tiger Woods’ problems is a relationship with Jesus Christ. Hume made his remarks on “Fox News Sunday.” Disclosure: I also appear on Fox News.
Hume said, “My message to Tiger would be: Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

That is a message shared for 2,000 years by those who follow Jesus of Nazareth. It apparently continues to escape the secular left that Christians feel compelled to share their faith out of gratitude for what Jesus has done for them (dying in their place on a cross and offering a new life to those who repent and receive Him as savior). In a day when some extremists employ violence to advance their religion, it is curious that many would save their criticism for a truly peace-bringing message such as the one broadcast by Brit Hume.

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